Suit Boy

Check it!

2006-09-14T22:30:08Z

Yo, i'm back. Man, work is intensly busy. So many tournaments its sick!! But on the cooler side of things im going to teh culinary arts school of ontario. I'm going to be a chef and it will be most triumphant

I Drank A Whole 26er And Didn't Get Drunk

2005-11-09T00:31:58Z

So on friday it was voices and before we all got really high and then went to it. Voices was alright, here were some good songs played and so forth. After that brad, devon, greg, p and i got in the car and drove to Bianca's. We had teh same song on the whole time, because we're cool like that. I had picked up napoleon brandy earlier that day so i was all ready, but i guess i just wasnt feeling it because i wasn't that drunk. Although i got to meet some new cool kids, jeff being the coolist and i got to hang out with some kids i hadnt seen in a while and finally finish my conversation with carly about socialism taht we began like 2 years ago. On saturday i was supposed to go to a wedding with Emily but i got staranded in newmarket without my bankn card to call a cab, so i had to saty with brad. We ended up going downtown to see the suicide machines it was fairly stylin', we introduced nicole gribble and her spanish friend to teh whole punk rock scene and met a few really drunk native guys, they new how to roll!!! Sunday, i woke up at andre's house and walked through town til i got to my brother's hockey practice at the arena. I got yesterday off because i had to help mumsy clean up the store. What an eventful weekend!

Whoa

2005-10-21T01:35:50Z

So, the last time i wrote in this thing i just got back from camping with hillis. Crazyness, i remeber a time when i would update it everyday. Well thats all i hae to say

Best Night Ever!!

2005-08-29T02:54:35Z

So last ngiht after wpork me and devon went to david hili's campsite and got super loaded. At one point at like 4 the wardencame and told us to shut up and i told her to fuck off, so we got fined 120 bucks. but we brunt that ticket this morning, so no one will ever know hehe!!!

Lots Of Grass!!

2005-08-24T00:50:23Z

So for the past week or so there hasnt been a night where i havnt been extremly high, last week there wasnt a ngiht where i wasnt drunk!! I certainly do know how to party!

Where Are You From? Nose City

2005-08-06T03:37:51Z

So, long time no update. I watched rock and roll highschool today and it rekindeled my love of the Ramones. The whole movie revolves around them in some way or another. Everyone shoudl see it, and if you already have, see it again!!! Well, i bet your all just itching to know whats been going on in the life of Layton. I work alot. And because i work so much when i get a chance to party i party to hard and do bad thingss, bad bad things. Today i went for a walk in my forest and attem,pted to meditate like i used to, but it was a no go. I no longer have the concentration to meditate. I broke a string today which sucked, but then i thoght to myself "hey Layton your other bass might have an e string on it" and sure enough it did so i put it on and that should do nicely untill i can get down to the arts and get a couple new sets on monday. It was good taht i found a string because when i can't pllay for more then two days i get depressed, i dont know why but i just do. Well thtas all i can think of now, so i'll leave you all with this "i hate ice cream!!!!"

Work, Lots Of Work

2005-07-03T02:23:04Z

So if anybody's been wondering where ive been the answer is work. Ive been putting in quite a bit of hours. Its been 10+ hours everyday, but that means massive pay check. but i proboby wont be around much this summer so i will tell everyone to have a most exellent summer and party till you pass out

Long Time No Wouldn't You Like To Know

2005-06-10T02:40:59Z

So i havn't updated in a while, for all those who do not know, Laytonstock at my house on the 17th, so be there or be sober!

Blah

2005-05-25T00:49:10Z

So today i was talking to gunner about having a party some time in june, perhaps after school is over. And i thought it sounded like a good idea. So i may have a party sometime soon, i will ost more about it closer to the date. As of now i am doing work on the "long awaited" skat katz album, featureing all the old favorites. It will be done by the end of the week so bring money and groove on old skat katz tunes

Prom Party!!

2005-05-13T13:39:01Z

Well today is prom and you know what that means.....prom after party!!!! And guess who's going. Ya thats right, i am. Patsy Brutus Is playining and it is going to rock hardcore. Oh ya!!!! So stay clean everybody

it's been a while

2005-05-10T02:37:45Z

Wow i havn't updated this thing in some time, crazyness. Well thats all i have to say

Earth Day/The Day After

2005-04-23T18:25:52Z

So yesterday was my Earth day party, so when i got home at about 330 i began drinking and by the time anybody had gotten there i was pleasantly wasted. We played some wasted soccer and then stared a fire. it was one kick ass fire it had a whole tree in it. I can buy smokes at the zehyr store which is cool. the rest of the night i got drunker and drunker and began puking but it was all good. I woke up at like 830 and as soon as i looked over my bed J.P yells at me and i freaked out old school. he had slept on a pile of my clothes. Gunner came in and we went and smoked one last joint. Chase cory j.p and gunner left and i went back to bed and slept untill llike 1. Then i began puking more and i am still puking. It was all worth it!! Party

Well I'm Out Of The N.d.p

2005-04-21T00:30:08Z

Thats right, my mebership has expired. I may like the ndp alot but i'm more of a communist then a democratic socialist, so i joined the Marxist-Leninist party of canada.

Catholic Girls By Frank Zappa

2005-04-17T03:52:40Z

Catholic Girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary

Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?

All the way
(That's right, all the way!)
That's the way they go
Every day
(That's right!)
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow . . .

They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!
Warren Cuccurullo . . .
Catholic Boys!
Kinda young, kinda WOW!
Catholic Boys!
Vinnie Colaiuta . . .
Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?
Everybody!

Everybody dance!

Catholic Girls!
Carmenita Scarfone!
Catholic Girls!
Hey! She gave me VD!
Catholic Girls!
Toni Carbone!
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!

VD Vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
And she's on her knees

She was on her knees
My little Catholic Girl
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
(Well well now)
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-mum)
Yai-ee-ahhh!
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
(Well well now)
Catholic Girls
(Ma-ma-mum ma-ma-ma-ma-mum)
Yai-ee-ahhh!

Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
They would meet each other at the Social Club.
Hold hands
And think Pure Thoughts
But one night, Mary wasn't there
She was backstage at the Tower Theater
Sucking COCK
So she can get a ticket to meet Ike Willis for free . . .

I've Had This Thing For A Year

2005-04-10T22:19:40Z

Time flys. It's really quite amazing.

No More Random Acts Of Kindness

2005-04-09T03:19:27Z

Well as of now i have decided not to do anymore extrodinary acts of good. Why i have decided this, i dont know. But i fel that i shall now not give into any sort of mooching, nor will i give away large sums of money, or goods

Half Day And Grocery Shopping

2005-04-07T02:17:05Z

Well today was one of those half day deals(Party!!). After school i jammed on over to bradley's to ply "Ledgend of Zelda, Ocorina of time" coolist game ever. We then went to dominion in stouffville to do some grocery shopping with mumsy. It was cool, since brad works there he knows everyone. He told me to work there but super markets arn't really my style. It's my birthday on sunday and im still debating on how loaded i should get on either friday or saturday. The choises are 1) cant remember loaded, or 2)pleasantly loaded.

Friday

2005-04-02T04:48:09Z

I'm completly sober!!!!! Thats all i have to say

Operation:Canadain Bacon/A Line In The Snow

2005-03-29T03:33:12Z

So today a call from Mcnaul woke me up at about quarter to 11 and i jammed on over to his house and then to Adams'. We got there just as Dumpchest was finishing this killer song(party on dumpchest!!!!!). Most of the time was random stuff but we had two really cool freak outs that were like 30 minutes long. After we were finished we grppved inside to watch some canadian bacon, what a good movie

Jammin At Adam's

2005-03-28T02:16:36Z

Today i sat around and played bass for a while, which was alright i do enjoy playing. Tommorrow i'm jammin on over to adam's with mcnaul to jam, it shall be an intresting experience

Long Weekend

2005-03-25T23:21:56Z

Well its easter weekend, everybody party

March Break Is Over, Damnit!!!!

2005-03-21T03:38:48Z

well this march break has been alright, i did a few things. most memerable being st.patrick's day, it was one hardcore party, from whenever me greg and p started drinking the winzer tanz to the moment i realized i had spent 40 bucks on cigars and booze. It was one awsome night anf there was no drunkin' love at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

St. Patrick's Day

2005-03-17T01:40:19Z

Well tomorrow's st patrick's day, who's coming out to get really loaded oncolt 45s and smoke some cigars. Party on!!!!!!

Over The Hills And Far Away To Bradley's Cottage We Go

2005-03-13T01:40:40Z

Tomorrow i'm going to bradley's cottage to do stuff, like party down old school to the max!!!

I'm so not going to school tomorrow

2005-03-11T02:10:06Z

Well actually im going on the bus but i'm not going to any classes instead i'm going to my dad's to chill untill band practce. Then on sunday it's off to bradley's cottage for stupid things!!!!!!!! Yea